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Got a new job as a garbage man but I was worried as there’s no training.
The boss said I’ll pick it up as I go.
AC current was emotionally volatile in its younger days..
It has mellowed this days, it says it was going through a phase
[NSFW] Nuns on bicycles
Two nuns are riding bicycles. One nun says "I have never come this way before!" And the other nun says "what? Did you forget to put your bicycle seat back on?"
Why are Alabama childbirth deliveries so short?
Because it’s not a goodbye, it’s a see you later.
I don’t get it
My ex-girlfriend said she liked big eyes. I guess I squinted too much.
Two men finish showering in the gym when one puts on a pair of lace underwears.
“Since when do you wear women’s underwear?” the other asks. “Oh, since around the time my wife found them in the glove compartment.”
What did Yogi Bear say to his friend and assassin after ascending to Emperor?
Et tu, Boo Boo?