The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw!

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Did you hear about the shampoo model who always used a bidet between bouts of diarrhea?

She thought it best to rinse and repeat.

What do you call the most skilled person on the debate team?

Master debater.

What do Kookaburras like to do?

Scream murder.

I submitted almost a dozen jokes to my local paper, hoping one of them would win a spot on the front page, but...

No pun in ten did

Why did Will Smith slap Chris instead of punching him?

Everybody knows paper beats rock

Cranberrys at Christmas

I love cranberry for Christmas. Cran-burying that dick

What’s red and white and travels in a circle at 1,000 RPMs?

A baby in a blender

A jewel

Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant. But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things. True enough, said Mrs. Whembleton. If I should predecease my dear husband I know he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go stark raving mad looking for the jewelry!

Whats the tastiest part of a cheese?

>! The holes !< >! no its not a sexual joke, the tastiest parts are the holes, the bacteria ate those first !<

How do you eat a squirrel?

Spread its little legs

I spilled the bag of coffee at work.

My boss said it was Grounds for dismissal.