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A defense counsel was telling his client in Pyongyang some great news in his capital crime case
Lawyer: "I managed to get you a plea deal. You only get the death penalty." ​ Client: "What´s so good about that?" ​ Lawyer: "I managed to get your second cousin once removed on your mother´s side´s sentence reduced to two years hard labour instead of being shot with you."
My friend got fired from his job at the pickle factory after he got caught with his penis in the pickle slicer.
As for the pickle slicer, she got fired, too.
what happens when the newspaper editor meets the cannibal chief?
He becomes editor-in-chief.
Walked into to a place to get trained on Marital Arts...
Came out an trained as an Ordained Minister
Did you know Joseph from the bible played tennis?
He served in the courts of Pharaoh.
What do horses do when they are not eating?
They are horsing around Made up by my 5 year old daughter…
Whats the difference between a politician and a hooker?
A hooker will stop fucking you once you run out of money.