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A guy passes a Psychiatric Hospital
As he walks by, he hears people inside chanting "33! 33! 33!" Curious, he walked over and put his ear to the wall. He still heard "33! 33! 33!" He saw a small hole in the wall and decided to look through. As he stared into the hole, a finger suddenly came out and poked him in the eye Jumping back in pain, he started running away. As he ran, he heard the people chant "34! 34! 34!"
A man was on a hike, when he noticed a sign up ahead.
As he got closer, it became clear that the sign was attached to a beehive. He moved closer still, and discovered that it was an active hive, and there were a ton of bees flying in and out of it. But the sign was still too small to read. He slowed down his approach. So slow, that it was hard to tell if he was moving at all. Finally, when his unstung face was a foot away from the hive, he could read the sign. And it said… "Comb Sweet Comb"
Been married for fifteen years and for the first time ever I decided to get a manicure.
Gotta treat my lady special.
Why did I pay $2 to air up my tire?
Inflation. It’s funny cuz it’s true!! Also I’m upset.
English Civil War:
“I support Charles I !”, said William with a cavalier attitude. “My horse won’t stop”, said William…. whoa-fully.
Scientist: “This is by far the clearest picture of one of the farthest planets we have ever seen “!!
Doctor: “ U just wait til I should u this 4k video of Ur-anus”!!