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My Mother in Law is such a Karen that She doesn’t ask for The Manager!
The Manager knows better to ask for her 1st!
I’ve started seeing a girl who has the same birthday as my ex.
My ex thinks it’s messed up, especially because they also look very similar. Personally I think she should she should find it flattering that I’m dating her twin sister.
Yo mama is so stupid
9 months wasn’t enough for her to give you a decent functioning brain.
The 12-inch pianist
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks - "If I show you something crazy, would you let me have free drinks?" The bartender says - "It would have to be something spectacular to take that offer." The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar. He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, who is only 1 foot tall, and a little piano. The piano man starts playing Chopin. Once he finishes, the bartender is in utter disbelief. He tells the man - "You can have free drinks for the rest of the night, but only if you tell where you got this." The man says - "In the alleyway behind your bar, there is a Genie who is granting free wishes to everyone who wants them." Elated, the bartender heads behind his bar to see if it was true. A few minutes pass and out of the alleyway erupts a cacophony of quacking. The bartender rushes back into the bar and shuts his door against a wave of thousands of ducks. He manages to secure the door and says to the man - "I think that the Genie is hard of hearing because after I asked for a million bucks, these ducks appeared by the thousands." The man chuckles and says - "Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist