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What is it called when someone kills themself with a dropped piano?

A suicide note

Two asexuals are sitting in a tree

S-I-T-T-I-N-G

My Mother in Law is such a Karen that She doesn’t ask for The Manager!

The Manager knows better to ask for her 1st!

I heard blind people are kinda like nazis because….

They do not see shit

What is it called when a Chinese person hits someone unprovoked?

Wonton violence

Knock Knock

Who’s there? Dementia Dementia who? Knock Knock

Broken quiz machine for sale

No questions asked

How much Cyanide does it take to kill Santa?

A gleeful dose.

I’ve started seeing a girl who has the same birthday as my ex.

My ex thinks it’s messed up, especially because they also look very similar. Personally I think she should she should find it flattering that I’m dating her twin sister.

Yo mama is so stupid

9 months wasn’t enough for her to give you a decent functioning brain.

Yo momma is so fat…

…her car has stretch marks.

The 12-inch pianist

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks - "If I show you something crazy, would you let me have free drinks?" The bartender says - "It would have to be something spectacular to take that offer." The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar. He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, who is only 1 foot tall, and a little piano. The piano man starts playing Chopin. Once he finishes, the bartender is in utter disbelief. He tells the man - "You can have free drinks for the rest of the night, but only if you tell where you got this." The man says - "In the alleyway behind your bar, there is a Genie who is granting free wishes to everyone who wants them." Elated, the bartender heads behind his bar to see if it was true. A few minutes pass and out of the alleyway erupts a cacophony of quacking. The bartender rushes back into the bar and shuts his door against a wave of thousands of ducks. He manages to secure the door and says to the man - "I think that the Genie is hard of hearing because after I asked for a million bucks, these ducks appeared by the thousands." The man chuckles and says - "Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist

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