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I thought that this computer program would help make my spouse pregnant...
...but it seems that I accidentally downloaded a Trojan.
a male fairy tale
A Male Fairy Tale... Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-breasted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end.
Three moles are in a narrow tunnel heading to the royal bakery
The first one says, "I smell sugar." The second says, "I smell cinnamon." The third one says, "I smell molasses."
The breast implant recall is making some women upset.
But I think they are making a mole hill out of a mountain.
Why are women often seen as worse at football?
Because they’re only good at spreading their legs
When some parents say their kid has been dropped as a child
they just trying to avoid responsibility
I keep getting confused between homophobia and claustrophobia.
Which is the one about being irrationally afraid because you’re stuck in the closet?
What can you say to your mom as well as to the girl in your bed
Can I play with my friend now?