The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Alcohol-free beer is like licking your sister

tastes good but feels wrong.

Did u hear

Did u hear about the poor woman who’s husband died during sex?…. I heard she was taking it hard

You know what they say about picking up baby birds...

He who pick up tiny bird acquires small pecker

What did a sushi chef say to an eel?

U naggin’

i love how the Earth rotates on its axis

it really makes my day.

I killed myself

With that puncline

I told my doctor I wanted to get a vasectomy. He said “well now, that’s a big decision. Have you talked about this with your family?”

I said “yeah, and they’re in favor 14-3.”

"Karen: Umm Excuse Young Man,But My Son Ordered A Special Sauce With The Chicken Sandwich

Me: The Special Sauce Is My Cum.

I bang my wife with a solid 9 inches everyday

3 inches in the morning 3 inches in the afternoon 3 inches in the evening ​ It adds up :)

Test on a political science class for gen ed credits

Q: Demonstate with an example how a badly crafted compromise can to the worst outcome. A: A couple disagreeing on whether to have kids decided to do vasectomy on one side.

what do you tell food thats slow?

Pasta alright, ill leave

A murderer, a clown, a fraudster and a robber walk into a bar

"What can I get you, Mr.President?" asks the bartender

I’m reading a horror novel about birds in braille.

It’s giving me goose bumps!