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Me and my friends from the obsessive compulsive support group are starting a rock cover band.
We’re calling ourselves OC/DC.
My girlfriend and my grandma have the same name
The worst thing is that, when we have sex, I remember my girlfriend.
Army Joke
The Sergeant Major was tasking the cpls and privates with cleaning up the cigarette butts in the smoking are as we got ready to leave one place and move to another. One non-smoking young soldier said, “I don’t think I should have to clean up butts sir, I don’t smoke”, to which the Sergeant Major replied, “You shit, don’t you? Go clean up the toilets”.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He went to visit the inbred man……… Knock knock Whose there? The chicken
Why did the new guy put cows on a forklift?
Because his supervisor told him they are “raising the stakes”
A man walks into a bar and meets a bar tender.
"are you ok?" Asked the bar tender. "No, my wife and I got a divorce. And I also got in a fight." Answered the man. "Did the person you fought did this?" Asked the bar tender. "Yes" he replied. "Who were you fighting?" "My wife."
I once dreamt that I was masturbating to pictures of my karate teachers.
Then I came to my senseis.