The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Dad jokes…

Are how eye roll

Huh.. I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample, there was an olive in it. -Dangerfield

What are your favorite Rodney jokes?

Why did the tiger get lost in the Amazon?

Because jungle is massive.

the waitert asked me if i wanted a box for my food

i said no but ill wrestle you for em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do peeping Toms love to tell thinly-veiled adult jokes?

In your window.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year

than a professional athlete earns in a whole day.

When Jesus was walking on water...

...Chuck Norris was swimming in the earth

Which US State has the most clandestine prostitutes ?

Idaho (Hide a hoe)

What is Forrest Gump’s email password?

1forrest1.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No, sun.

What makes sad people jump?

Bridges…

What did the Redditor say to the other Redditor who knows a lot about Mark Zuckerberg?

This guy zucks

The hardest thing in life isn’t a boner, it’s actually living with ADHD

Because once the monkey inside my brain gets his daily dose of amphetamines it becomes a circus! One moment it wants to play the harmonica and the next thing it wants to do is a solve a cold case from the 90s.