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What did Edward Newgate say when he sailed to the Middle East? [Fixed]
THE ONE PIECE ISRAEL
If osama bin Laden had built the world trade centre
Felt cute might delete later
What do you call a very smart linguist?
A cunning linguist.
I prefer my jokes to be told by fruits
Because all the jokes i heard from vegetables were just too corny
If a child refuses a nap
are they resisting arrest?
What’s the difference between a B&B and an Air B&B?
One’s on land
Markiplier walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
Why was the horse comedian so bad at stand-up?
He kept forgetting his bit!
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints.
How do you make an Italian stop talking?
Handcuffs.
Where did Oscar the Grouch get all of his opiates from?
Poppy street
A homeless man was asking me for the £20 note in my pocket, I thought to myself, do I really want this money to be spent on drugs?
The answer was no so I gave him the twenty
What would you call an Eiffel Tower if it was constructed by Apple?
An iFfel Tower
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