The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Why is it spelt camouflage

And not

What is the greatest lie of all time?

"I have read and accepted the terms and conditions."

A blond keeps staring at a puzzle while repeating "21 days 21 days 21 days".

Her bf asks "why do you keep saying 21 days ? She says "because i completed this puzzle in 21 days". He says "So ?" She says "Well, on the box it says 3 to 5 years !"

What does a nut with the flu sound like?

*CAAAASHEW!*

What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit?

Banananaaa… banananaaa

A racist, an anti-semite and a black man walk into a bar

“Hey Kanye!”

For this Halloween, I will dress up as a candle

This way, every girl i meet can blow me

When I was younger I struggled with a serious drug problem

These days I have a much more reliable dealer.

What is the difference between "Ooooh" and "Aaaah"?

10 centimeters.

Sex is like a microwave

Pressing all the right buttons heats it up faster than a conventional does.

My girl asked me to give her 9” and make it hurt.

So I fucked her three times and punched her in the face

I heard Kanye had to be escorted out of Skechers HQ yesterday. Do you know what they told him as he left?

To shape up.

How many incels does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he has no idea how to turn it on.