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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
Because he wanted to get a long little doggie.
I spent a lot of time designing a belt buckle with a clock on it.
What a waist of time.
Someone stopped me in the street and asked how to get to the psychiatric ward.
I said, "Take off your clothes and run around for a little while."
Police are at a crime scene
Description of if was pretty gruesome. The lady that lives here has a rather large collection of shoes in her basement. The family discovered her buried underneath a pile of shoes, which seemed to have toppled on top of the victim, and was impaled by multiple stiletto heels. The detective on scene determined the death was caused by shoeicide.
Jared Kushner, Elon Musk, and Ken Griffen walk into a bar
They go straight to jail cuz they’re in Qatar together and drinking is illegal lol