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I went to the library to check out a medical book on abdominal pain
but when I got it home, I found that someone had ripped out the appendix.
Fun fact: At the deepest point of the ocean, the water pressure is equivalent to having about 50 jumbo jets piled on top of you.
and that’s still not as heavy as your mom!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if it lifted up two, it would fall over
I legally changed my name to "Jack Mehoff"
In hindsight, I should have seen the consequences cumming.
What does the Christmas tree and priest have in common
The balls are just for decoration.
After the accident, the actor enjoyed a bit of time away from work.
His buddy had told him to break a leg, so he did.
When my uncle didnt pay his dues to the mushroom mafia they beat him up
I guess they werent funging around
What was Mara being when he was attacking Siddhartha under the Bodhi tree?
A Buddhapest
Why are Japanese people so skinny?
The last time there was a fat man, an entire city blew up.