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This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught fire...
When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm.
On the front of the toothpaste packaging, it said: "For Amazing Sparkling Teeth!"
"I better not buy it, then," I thought, "mine are rancid."
I am going to meet my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad is a policeman. She ask me to bring something to impress her dad.
So I brought in 2 suspects
The inventor of the crossword puzzle moved into my neighbourhood.
He lives five streets down and two houses across.
There is a big difference between how Germany spies in the sky and how China does it...
...Gemany always uses 99 red balloons
This morning for breakfast, I made a Belgian waffle.
For lunch, I’m planning to make a Dutch person uncomfortable.
I was out walking and contemplating perspective; why does the car look larger as it gets closer?
Then it hit me.
I know for a FACT the US can easily catch the Chinese spy balloon…
We have an excellent inflation rate after all.
Give me your best jokes. my favorite will get a gold award.
Winner will get picked tommorow. Mods, lmk if this is against the rules.
A cop arrests 3 ducks who were in the pond late at night.
He asks the first one: “What are you doing in the pond so late?” First duck replies “Blowing bubbles.” The cop rolls his eyes and asks the second duck: “And what were you doing in the pond so late?” The second duck answers: “Blowing bubbles.” He turns to the third duck: “And what were you doing? Lemme guess, blowing bubbles?” The third duck says: “no, I’m Bubbles.”