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Chuck Norris chopped an onion

The onion cried.

Worst Kind of OCD?

My OCD is so bad that when I undress women with my eyes, I have to sit down and fold their clothes.

What does a non binary person eat ?

Ze/zir salad

My grandpa went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. He came back immediately.

He forgot his teeth.

Casting for classical pianists

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Val Kilmer and Sylvester Stallone are acting in a movie about the lives of classical pianists Val says “I’ll be Chopin” Sylvester says “I’ll be Mozart” Arnold says “I’ll be Bach”

What is a animal?

.....apparently my new girlfriend is in bed

The difference between weird AI and Weird Al…

…involves multiple capital crimes—depending on the type.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Why did one hand congratulate another hand?

For doing a great job!

How does the frog feel when it hurts its leg?

Unhappy

The atomic restaurant.

All the hungry atoms come to the Atomic Restaurant. The neutrons are free of charge.

A catholic, a Jew, and a Hindu walk into Abar.

He says “ Hello! It is me, Abar the Muslim. It’s always good to see my multicultural friends!”

What do you call the online version of a popular Japanese desert?

An e-mochi

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