The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Did you know?

Did you know that a sperm cell contains 35.75 MB of data. Making a load contain about 16TB Yes i know, thats alot of information to swallow.

A bear, a mountain lion, and a duck walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “holy shit okay everyone stay calm, I’m calling animal control”

A blind man is walking down the street and comes across a fish market…

He then says “good morning ladies!”

Elon Musk has been making bad decisions since getting his hairplugs

He needs toupee

My brothers skills at video games.

He’s gonna get mad so shh

Wheels

Had some new rims and tires fitted on my car today. It was wheelie nice!

Wife wanted a cat. I wanted a dog. So we compromised.

Got the cat.

I tell jokes at my high-school over the announcements and I was looking for some

You got any spares I could use

What do you call a Redditor that doesn’t gain or lose internet points?

Karmatose

What was the inventor of the Fleshlight thinking?

If I build it, they will cum.

Repost reports on this subreddits are literally shit

Then again, they make you look like a party pooper

So I caught up with an old friend

We said hi and made light conversation. We talked about work and about our families. Then out of the blue, she told me she had just bought a Bugatti Chiron. Well that went from 0-100 real quick

why do women talk so much and men think so much?

because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.