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Bosses in different movie genres
Action/mystery :- assigns the protagonist with the hardest possible mission, earns trust halfway and then turns out to be the secret guy wanting to bomb the entire country all along. Mystery/thrillers:- The beta boss. Says the protagonist is working too much and that he should take some rest, and yet the hero still continues to search for the answer. Dies or gets kidnapped eventually. Rom-coms - First office scene, the protagonist gets fired because of his lack of commitment and hardwork. Protagonist leaves after cursing his boss so bad telling him that I deserve so much better than this. Sci-fi and sports movies:- the stubborn ones. Never acknowledges the dedication and efforts of the protagonist until its too late. Always get percieved as bad guys.
I just found out Jaden Smith is a rapper
What does he even rap about? The political and economical state of the world.
Yo mama so ugly...
... that when Thanos did the Snap it ignored her because it thought she was already dead.
True story today: My boss was in an offsite meeting with the leadership team this week. I asked her where the offsite was.
It was in the office.
In the northern hemisphere, small dogs chase their tails clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere, they chase them counter-clockwise.
This is due to the corgiolis effect.
Did you guys hear about the cows that were out in the field, smoking weed, playing poker, and drinking whiskey?
The steaks were high
My mom’s mailman would habitually deliver the mail late at around 8:30pm. This was a daily occurrence!
As adults, my brother and I were visiting at my mom’s house, and we heard the mailman dropping the mail through the mail slot on my mom’s front door. My brother looked up at the clock and asked my mom, “Is that the mail!?” She answered with a sigh: “Yes…” My older brother immediately got up and headed for the door to inquire of the mailman. He opened the door and called to the mailman who was, by now, halfway down my mom’s walkway. My brother asked the short, older Filipino mailman: “Why are you delivering the mail so late?” He responded with a Filipino accent, “We’re short people!” My brother responded, “Well—hire taller people!” The man stunned, paused, and then laughed.