The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What’s brown and sticky

A stick What’s yellow and sticky? A yellow stick What’s white and sticky Cum

What do toxic partners and socialist revolutions have in common?

Big red flags

What kind of drug should dinosaurs never take?

A steroid.

why chinese people cannot play cricket?

because they ate the bat.

Breasts are like the sun

If you wear sunglasses you can stare at them longer. (I don’t know if this has already been posted here before, sorry if it has)

Meanest insults without cursing

Example 1. " Your existence only proves that your dad shouldve put you in a washcloth instead of your mom "

Relationship insight

You become a woman in front of the woman you love.

What do you call Alternative Medicine that is proven to work?

Medicine!

My GF told me to take the spider out instead of killing it

We went out and had a few drinks. Cool guy. Turns out he’s a web dev.

What do you call a chicken in a dinghy full of tomato sauce, using carrots for oars, chasing a British Conservative fleeing Brexit?

Chicken Cacciatore

Blissful are the ignorants, for they laugh thrice to jokes.

When you tell them, when you explain them, and when they understand.

I keep dreaming that Suggs is walking up my driveway.

Is this the first sign of Madness ?

You can always trust an Asexual to get a job done.

They never fuck around.