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Chris Brown and Rihanna go to prom together
Upon arriving they are greeted by one of the guests who offers to pour the couple a beverage by asking “Do you guys want some punch?” And Rihanna replies “No thanks I already got some one the way here”
*The TV Game*
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is a city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu ... " The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went We met three women cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said,
“We want ten thousand dollars or you’ll see your kid again."
What’s the difference between a bunch of kelp and a bunch of stoners?
One’s seaweed, the others smoke weed.
Me: I think it’s safe to assume we are both donkeys.
My friend: Careful, you know what happens when you assume. Me: Exactly.