The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Every day’s a school day

Today I learnt what TIL meant.. now I’m figuring out TFW and IRL… after that I’m going to be OTM

Did you hear about the man who blows his nose and interprets the snot as prophecies?

His name is Nostrildamus

In the 80s, Britain only had three channels

BBC 1, BBC 2, and The English Channel

Why are thunderstorms always so wise?

They’re enlightening

As an inventor, my biggest claim to fame was my piranha boomerang.

But to be fair, that one did come back to bite me

I wish I had to pay million dollars in Tax

Then I will be satisfied with my income.

I only believe 12.5% of the Bible

I guess that makes me an eighth-theist

Your mother is so hairy that…

her shins look like they are wearing sweaters

As an American, it makes me so sad to see that nothing is made in the USA anymore.

I just bought this new TV and it says “Built-in Antenna.” I don’t even know where that is.

What is the difference between r/conservative and r/conspiracy?

7 letters.

Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes?

So they can scan-da-navy-in

I asked for the cheapest contraceptive.

They gave me a laxative.

What is Mike from Stranger Things favorite band?

Finger Eleven.