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My favorite season is autumn; I love the pumpkin spice, furry boots and yoga pants..
My friends, however, told me that I look kind of gay.
A joke from Moscow
"As a reservist you have been mobilized!" "Who are we fighting with?" "The Nazis" "Yes, I know. But against whom?"
This weird joke just came into my head randomly.
What is the thing women wear on their breasts? A booby-trap.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
What do you call a Valley Girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Like, not even.
What do bees have in common with Japanese pilots during WW2?
They attack the enemy and then die immediately after
Princes William and Henry used to be called "the heir and the spare."
These days, however, they would be better known as "the hair and the bare."
One of the top questions I’ve been asked is “what’s the best way to spend your money when you’re homeless”
And from experience, I can say a mask and knife will work wonders for you.
I told my ex girlfriend if she left me I’d kill myself
She said “yeah, that’s why I’m leaving”
Airport police say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control
And yet cases continue to rise