The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What’s the best Christmas present you can get?

A broken drum, you just can’t beat it..!!!

What’s the most difficult thing about eating vegetables?

Swallowing the wheelchair.

what do you call a winsconsin made of swiss cheese?

Swissconsin

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs.

Is it kosher to listen to old Kanye still?

Think about it….

Even in the metric system you serve tea in tea cups, and not in

tea liters. ​ ​

A320 says to 757 "girth matters more than length"

A380 has entered the chat

What did the cell say to its sister cell when they ran each other over?

Ow, mitosis.

The true spice of life is...

...a lethal dose of hot sauce.

What drink do Pirates get at McDonald’s?

The Hi-C!

why Brazilian so unhappy these days?

they need to wait for another 4 years to have a rematch against the german

How did everyone find out Paul Walker had dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders in the glovebox

I’ve decided to launch a brand new dating app exclusively for Palaeontologists……..

I’m going to call it ‘Carbon Dating’