The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Chuck Norris got his wife pregnant

During foreplay

Why do squirrels sleep on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry!

I saw a vegan with a lucky rabbits foot the other day.

I’m pretty sure that’s a faux paw.

How many Kevin McCarthies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q: How many Kevin McCarthies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Well, he needs a house first.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet ?

Because they lactose

What do you call it when data goes on a difficult car journey?

A hard drive

Why was the wallaby arrested for abusive behavior? (Joke co-created with ChatGPT)

>!He was beating around the bush.!<

Silicone Treatment:

The breasts that money can buy.

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records

Then the librarian asked me to take it out.

Waste of time (machine)

(To waste your time) (I invented a Time Machine) (At last) (I did it) (Heres the thing:) (Which you are doing.) (If you travel back in time) (You’ll understand)

What do you call an American Italian living in Latvia?

Rigatoni

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He saw his gas bill.

Recent political joke circulating in China

Three men who don’t know each other sits in a prison cell. Each explains why he was arrested. The first man said: “I opposed covid testing.” The second man said: “I supported covid testing.” The third man said: “I conducted covid testing.”