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A horse walks into a bar
The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves
A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis are arguing over who has the worst life.
“I hate my life.” Says the cucumber. “I used to be in a field with my friends, until I was plucked up one day and thrown in a box to be put in a cold fridge… it’s awful.” The pickle scoffs. “Oh yeah? I used to be like you… until they packed me with a bunch of friends in a jar of brine and sealed me up for god knows how long… my life is way worse!” The penis rolls his eye. “You guys don’t know the half of it! I’m kept in the dark with a couple of nuts and some asshole all day, and when I do get taken out, they pull a rubber bag over my head, shove me down a dirty hole, and make me do push-ups ‘til I puke!”
Reviews for Hogwarts Legacy are coming in.
Most reviewers are giving it a 9 3/4 depending on the platform.
I tried setting a password for my new Reddit account.
I put in “MyDick”. It said the password was too short.
The bartender says: "Not you again"
Weatherman Phil Connors walks into the bar. Happy Groundhog Day everyone!
What do you call a 50s rock singer with a speech impediment who only sings in Sindarin?
Elvish.
Snow White was in the bathtub, feeling sleepy.
Then he got out, so she felt Dopey instead.
What is the difference between 365 used condoms and an old tire?
The tire is a Goodyear 365 used condoms is a great year.
Two skunks were talking after a hard day in the skunkworks.
The first said to his friend, “I’m thinking of getting my stink gland removed.” His friend replied, “Hey, quit talking nonsense!”