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What is the name of the chiropractor in Leningrad where Paul McCartney is treated?
Back in the USSR.
Disaster was narrowly avoided today.
It turns out that a local small business owner and I have VERY different definitions of "stump grinding". Now what am I supposed to do with all these one dollar bills?!?
I rang the tinnitus clinic today, it went to the machine.
Was asked to give a message after the beep.
My ex girlfriend said she wanted me back so I told her that she is like the sun she asked “aww…how so?”
I said “because you hurt my eyes…now get outta my sight before you make me blind”
I told an abortion joke the other day...
afterwards, a woman approached me and said that this was very insensitive as she just had had an abortion, and I should not be joking about it. I answered "oh I am sorry, I just told a joke.. I think what you did is much worse"
Why was the puppeteer arrested?
He was hiding in the women’s locker room and trying to pull strings.
Guy goes into a sushi place and asks the chef to make his look like a pair of Nike Jordan’s...
The chef asks why? the man replies: “just do it.”
Who do Siri and Alexa go to when they are unable to answer a question?
Chuck Norris