The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Who are the least romantic athletes?

Tennis players. Love means nothing to them.

Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss?

I read that in a medical journal on page 64, at 2:34pm on Friday 15th of August, 2021.

I was at a wedding reception…

When I noticed the woman sitting opposite me kept staring until finally she spoke. “Every time you smile, I want to take you back to my place” In my excitement I asked if she was single. “No” she replied. “I’m a Dentist”

TGIF....Wrote that on my shoes.

Toes Go In First

What did the circle say when the square kept asking him a question?

Wait a secant

I just saw a robot charging itself

It was re-volting!

My dishwasher wasn’t working this morning

So I punched her and she started working again

Relationships are like algebra...

Ever look at your X and wonder Y?

I heard that Benjamin Franklin died.

I really shocked by that news.

Why does Piglet always smell bad?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Have you heard about the skunk who went to church?

He had his own pew.

What do you call it when a group of cheeses start fighting?

A fromage fray.

The people you meet as a firefighter are really weird sometimes.

I met this woman today who kept demanding I shave her baby.