The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Did you see that guy with the nose?

He looks like he smells.

In honor of National Humor Month, I have one.

People say Mules are much hardier than other Equines. They really only do a half Ass job though.

Why does a trans man love salad?

Because he was a her before.

A barista was accused of stealing coffee beans by his boss.

However, when they looked into the case, they found that there were no grounds to press charges.

My friend is a man with strong convictions.

The main reason is he couldn’t afford a good lawyer.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office...

Totally naked, wrapped in plastic wrap. He said, "Doc I need help..." The doctor said, "I can clearly see your nuts!"

How do you take out 20 kindergarteners

A Sandy Hook

a Christian walks into a bar. how do we know? he told everyone.

an atheist walks into the bar right after. how do we know? he told the Christian.

The Italian Waiter at the restaurant cussed at me and wife for no reason

So me and my wife had a nice meal at this fine Italian restaurant. When the bill came i wrote " stay hydrated" on the tip section as a good life tip and out of nowhere this waiter probably Italian starts cussing in Italian. Maybe its because we were from Singapore.

How is a birthday card like a masturbating knight?

Both of them came in the mail.

How American good at hide and seek?

They have lot of practice during shootouts.

What distinguishes movies from India?

A caste of characters.

I heard there’s a rapper going around the city, giving out a free gallon of gas to everybody that shows up

He goes by the name Lil pump