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My kid has ADHD but I’ve fixed her!
Every morning i give her a glass of juice from concentrate.
What would you call Spider-Man if he were a Greek who likes to run free, has a debilitating illness and reverses two cars?
Pita parkour parker with Parkinson's parallel parking a Pontiac pulling a pickup truck. What would you call Spider-Man if he were a Greek who likes to run free, has a debilitating illness and reverses two cars while making rice? Uncle Ben
Bird Food
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible. The bands are now marked "Fish and Wildlife Service."
Why do musicians love firefighters?
When your mixtape is fire, they put it out *for* you!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the male joke and the female joke have a baby