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The grocery assistant was no help at all.
I asked if they had any leeks, he said “no, we just had the plumbing redone.”
did you hear about the baggage bomb mystery that only took a week to solve?
It was a brief case
Drinking Coors Light is a lot like oral sex.
The first few seconds always taste like piss.
Why does Shaq understand every joke?
Because he’s so tall, nothing goes over his head!
King Richard’s coronation must have been interesting.
Everyone was waiting patiently for a good Dick King.
A man stopped at a bar. He saw an elderly man fishing in a small puddle in front.
Interested, the man invited the elderly man into the bar and said, "Let me buy you a drink." Inside he asked, "What were you doing out there?" "Fishing." "How much did you catch?" "You are the seventh person."