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What brand of panties does Lindsay Lohan wear?

L.L. Bean

What kind of paper is always thirsty?

Parchment

How did Pythagorus kill himself?

With a Hypot-noose

The grocery assistant was no help at all.

I asked if they had any leeks, he said “no, we just had the plumbing redone.”

did you hear about the baggage bomb mystery that only took a week to solve?

It was a brief case

Drinking Coors Light is a lot like oral sex.

The first few seconds always taste like piss.

Why does Shaq understand every joke?

Because he’s so tall, nothing goes over his head!

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a fake noodle? IMPASTA ...

What’s a cheese’s favorite guitarist?

Curd Cobain

Did you hear about the guy who got shot with a ghost gun?

He’s got a boo-boo

Some people prefer to cum in a jar

I prefer to jack in a box

King Richard’s coronation must have been interesting.

Everyone was waiting patiently for a good Dick King.

A man stopped at a bar. He saw an elderly man fishing in a small puddle in front.

Interested, the man invited the elderly man into the bar and said, "Let me buy you a drink." Inside he asked, "What were you doing out there?" "Fishing." "How much did you catch?" "You are the seventh person."

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