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What do you get when a Tesla has poor traction control?

An electric slide

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion.

Bodybuilders agree on most methods of building muscle...

but they can never agree on which is the best whey.

Titty bar

A man is driving past a strip club when he says he’d like to go in. The wife looks at him and says “no you have titties at home.”

Therapist: "If your friend makes you mad then write their name on a piece of paper and burn..."

He: "What should I do of the paper later?

What do the Kremlin and a gay guys ass have in common?

They are both a fucking shithole

People ask me if I’m a breast or leg man

I tell them I’m not fussy as long as there’s a good stuffing involved

What relation is a doorstep to a doormat?

A step-farther.

What did the flashlight say to the smart-phone that got in trouble?

Your charged with (a) battery!

Why did a mother keep her boy from going to public school and making friends?

Someone has to do the dishes, take out the trash, and keep her company

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.

A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Why was baptism invented?

For priest to wash their sex toys thoroughly

Which gender is the best at quantum computing?

>!Non-binary people.!<

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