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Be careful who you buy drugs from. It might be laced. Mine was.
I found marijuana in my cocaine.
Reminder to myself: This is just a draft, don’t post it yet!
Why did the chicken... Reminder to myself: This is just a draft, don’t post it yet! Edit: crap, I accidentally posted it because I didn’t proof-read like most Redditors
What do you call a cockroach who likes to watch his wife get smashed?
A Cuck Roach.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold
I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging our garden in the first place
whats the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms
ones a goodyear the others a GREAT year
I went to the US Embassy for a visa interview…
Officer: Where are you planning on going in the US? Me: San Jose. Officer: It’s pronounced as “San Hosey”. The J is pronounced as H in the US. Me: Oh okay, I didn’t know that. Officer: So how long do you plan to be in the US? Me: 7 months, from Hanuary to Huly.
People don’t believe me that I’m always eating rope which looks like the 21st letter of the alphabet
I shit U knot
i just learned that Darth Vader loved watching silly comedies.
May the farce be with you.
I just realized why all my abortion jokes bomb...
...because they never deliver. *ba dum pish* As opposed to dead baby jokes, which never get old.
When you want to pull away or withdraw, she holds you tight
My brother just whispered into her ear; you will raise this child alone