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Where do head lice go to pray?

The temple haha. -My Friend Devon

What do you call a Mexican in a pilot uniform?

A pilot, you racist

Why dont Chinese children believe in Santa?

Because they make the toys

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra...

The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals

A mexican magician was doing a trick, he counted: Uno, dos,

And then he disappeared without a tres.

Which is heavier? 1kg of steel or 1kg of feathers?

The feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those birds.

what will Elon get for trying to seduce women with horses

The electric chair

Why’d the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back.

What do you call a fish that eats ass?

A bottom feeder.

What do orgasms and pulses have in common

I don’t care if she has either

Ryu is the most positive of the Street Fighters

He answers every question with “Sure you can!”.

What your great grandpa had to say about the womens rights movement

“Ya broads want rights? Then why the hell are you making it illegal then?!”

What do you call when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

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