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So the hotel staff gave me room 404…
… but I just couldn’t find it, so they gave me room 301 instead.
There were two fish in a tank, one fish turns to the other fish and says
How do you drive this thing?
A man gets pulled over by the police. When a policeman asks him to show his driving license, he responds "You need to cooperate."
The policeman asks him "What do you mean by "cooperate"?" The driver replies "Well, last week one of you took my license away, and now you want me to show it!"
In an attempt to draw national attention to national breast cancer awareness month in Minnesota more than 10000 bras were hooked together and hung it from a crane.
Well I do not wanna know how Minnesota celebrates black history month.
What did the art museum do when their LEGO exhibit was inadvertently destroyed?
They were distraught, but eventually they picked up the pieces and moved on.
A joke only Chinese people will get
"My Chinese Son failure! He speak no Chinese! He does not know even 1 Chinese Name that he can say!" "Yes I do! Yi Er!" "That no counting!" "Yes it is!" ​ ​ >!(Explanation: The Chinese words for 1 and 2 are Yi and Er. Those 2 words can also be names if the characters are different.)!<
A couple meet in a bar and end up back at his place.
‘You don’t talk much,’ she says as he’s undressing. ‘No,’ he says, ‘I do my talking with this.’ ‘Sorry,’ she says, ‘I don’t do small talk.’
How many YouTubers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Do you think the High IQ sperm banks gets many donors?
Or do they overthink the decision…
Which one touches the ground faster, a feather or an emo kid?
The feather cuz the emo kid’s attached to a rope…