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What did the Drummer name his daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two

What do you call a dating app for computers?

Love at First Site

What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

If men got pregnant...

If men got pregnant, abortion would be legal everywhere. But if they also have vagina, it would be illegal again.

Two kids in park

Kids were in the park playing frisbee with their dog, The dog was terrified not to mention possibly injured when he hit the ground.

Two chemists walk into a bar

Two chemists walk into a bar. Chemist 1: I’ll have some H2O please. Chemist 2: I’ll have some water also. Chemist 1 walks away frustrated as his assassination attempt failed.

was going to make a poop joke

But it was too corny.

Where did Lucy go after the bombing?

Everywhere

A man goes to the doctor

- Doctor, I see blue elephants everywhere. The doctor then asks: - Have you seen a psychologist? The man: - No, no doctor, only blue elephants!

What do you get when you cross literature with alcohol?

Tequila Mockingbird

Who says you can enter a trance while meditating?

I can enter a trans without meditating

What do you say to an old suicide bomber who goes on and on about how he bought a house and paid for college by working as a supermarket bag boy?

OK Kaboomer

A man runs into a bar and shouts, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?!”

The bartender says, “Depends. Less than 3 feet.” The man cries out, “Oh my God! I just drove over a nun!”

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