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If men got pregnant...
If men got pregnant, abortion would be legal everywhere. But if they also have vagina, it would be illegal again.
Two kids in park
Kids were in the park playing frisbee with their dog, The dog was terrified not to mention possibly injured when he hit the ground.
Two chemists walk into a bar
Two chemists walk into a bar. Chemist 1: I’ll have some H2O please. Chemist 2: I’ll have some water also. Chemist 1 walks away frustrated as his assassination attempt failed.
A man goes to the doctor
- Doctor, I see blue elephants everywhere. The doctor then asks: - Have you seen a psychologist? The man: - No, no doctor, only blue elephants!
Who says you can enter a trance while meditating?
I can enter a trans without meditating
What do you say to an old suicide bomber who goes on and on about how he bought a house and paid for college by working as a supermarket bag boy?
OK Kaboomer
A man runs into a bar and shouts, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?!”
The bartender says, “Depends. Less than 3 feet.” The man cries out, “Oh my God! I just drove over a nun!”