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How does every Mexican joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

what do you get when you cross a sheep and a tub?

a baaaaaath

Red balls at night, sailors delight.

Red balls in morning, sailors take warning.

What does Michael Jordan put on his peanut butter sandwich?

SpaceJam.

What do you call an overweight Englishman?

A Britonne

Beleive it or not, Mormons do have sex.

Let that fact soak in.

My friend said she was dating a dog

I told her I thought she broke up with her ex she said she did we went back to her place and I saw she bought a dog

Set the navigation in your car to a man’s voice

Do not take directions from a woman.

What did the critic think of Vincent Van Gogh

He thinks he was cuttingly eary

How is Popeye like canned artichokes?

They both come in Olive Oil!

Little girls are breathing a collective sigh of relief

Joe Biden has COVID and has lost his sense of smell

So a man walks into a bar

Ow

What records are always broken in Ireland?

Guinness World Records

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