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My doctor says I have a narcissistic personality disorder.
But that’s impossible - as the smartest man alive I would have notice.
A woman fell out of her coffin on the way to the funeral...
She was drop dead gorgeous.
A retired police officer passed away. The chief of police...
made a speech at the funeral and said “may he arrest in peace”
From an old Italian book
Husband and wife are sleeping on their bed. Suddenly, the woman, having a dream, starts to yell: "Oh god! My husband is coming" The husband jumps from the bed and without even thinking runs to the wardrobe
9 out of 10 dentists recommend Sensodyne.
But somehow Colgate is the No. 1 brand recommended by dentists.
A horse walks into a bar
Bartender says “why the long face?” the horse says “if you think my face is long, you should see my cock”.
They told me I have to do sexual harassment training at work
Which is ridiculous, I’m already very good at it.
Did you hear about the farmer whose wife left him for a traveling tractor salesman?
She wrote him a John Deere letter.
I asked my friend when their birthday was.
He said March 1st. I stood up, walked around the room, and asked again