The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What did blind man say as he walked passed the fish market?

Good morning Ladies

Chick called me a dick

Didnt know she had it in her

why did the wall get angry with the cat?

Because the cat broke him down

If a locksmith deals with locks, and a gunsmith deals with guns, what deals with blacks?

The police

What are the worlds smallest handcuffs?

wedding rings

If a shark approached you at sea, you can gently push it away only twice,

Once with each hand.

Before 1880, how many people would it require to fix a Lightbulb?

One full Thomas Alva Edison.

How do you describe an astonishing contraceptive?

Inconceivable!

what does a one night stand and Diablo immortal, have in common.

Taking 25% of your income.

What school do men attend, to learn how to masturbate?

The school of hard socks.

Blonde asks:

What time is the midnight mass?

Did you hear about the White House stylist? She asked Joe Biden if he wears boxers or briefs…

He said “Depends”

I dropped 4 tabs of acid yesterday

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