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What is the worst part of the body to be caught in a lift with?
The nose, because it smells.
Joke for economics nerds
A physicist and an economist are invited to a classroom to make a presentation to get the children interested in their field of study. The physicist goes first. He produces a ball and announces, “I will time this ball falling to the ground and, without looking at the stopwatch, tell you how long it took”. The physicist knows that gravity accelerates at 9.8 m/s2, so he holds the ball exactly 1m in the air and drops it. “0.45 seconds!” he proclaims. He displays the stopwatch to the class who gasp and clap in amazement. The economist is jealous and declares “Fraud! You know that gravity accelerates at 9.8 m/s2 and calculated the time to fall at 1m! Anyone could do it! See here!” The economist snatches the ball from the floor, holds it exactly 1m above the ground, and drops it. It flies out the window.
When I was young.
I was very poor. After many many years of struggling I am no longer young.
Golfing
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course. An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing. God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away (as they say in basketball, nothing but net). A picture perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him. God smiled. Think about it -- who can he tell?
Obi-Wan Disney+
Been watching this Kenobi show on Disney+ this Obi-Wan guy seems pretty cool I hope they do a series showing his back story I think he and that Darth Vader guy have a past that should be explored.
What does trans mtf surgery and buying a cat from a breeder have in common
Designer pussy