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Before you marry a person,
you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.
When I was in the bar last night.
I met a lovely lady. Although she was 57 she was very sexy and funny, she asked me if I fancied a Mother-Daughter threesome? I jumped at the chance, so we went back to her place, she took out her door keys and opened the door, turned on the light. And shouts out, "Mum are you still awake."
Q: Why do men take off their top when they want to fight?
A: Wouldnt it be weirder if they took off their pants instead?
Crazy how sensitive people are these days
A hundred years ago, nobody would bat an eye if I said I liked Hitler
A Holocaust survivor dies, gets up to heaven, meets God, and tells God a Holocaust joke. God doesn’t laugh.
The survivor shrugs: “I guess you had to be there.
A joke I made up in elementary school
A military officer was in front of a firing squad telling them what they were supposed to do. As he walked, he stepped on a thumb tack and yelled, "A tack!!!!!!!".. They all started shooting and killed him. (I remember telling this joke in the bathroom.)
Guy Hitches a Ride…
Guy hitches a ride, and noticed a camera with a rainbow haired My Little Pony sticker on it, then asks the driver about it. The driver says: “Oh, That? That is my “Dash” cam.”
Did you hear about the chef who accidentally baked a superhero into his pizza?
It was a Flash in a pan.
Santa comes to a poor house
it was a very, very poor house nd Santaand santa asks the children "kids already had dinner?" "No" "So no gifts" ​ I know that the joke is very bad