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Jimmy was having sex with a prostitute...
He was giving it to her hard and was close to cumming. "Say my name!" Jimmy growled. "Oh!" she moaned. "Customer!"
A Person thinks that "Honesty without Kindness is Cruelty"
"Hey, what time do you close?" "In about an hour," said the Employee neutrally. "What the F*CK is wrong with you!?"
Death Vader becomes a waiter in a restaurant.
He brings a customer their dinner with a salad. The customer says that they didn’t order a salad. And Vader replies…… I’ve altered the meal, pray I don’t alter it further.
NSFW after 3 long months I finally said goodbye to my work camp.
My first night in town I decided to treat myself to the fattest steak I could find and a couple cold ones. It wasn’t until mrs came with the bill that it hit me….I forgot my wallet. So here I was staring at a bill of $79.80 and I panicked! Somehow by gods grace I managed to fish a forgotten $80 out of my jacket pocket… what a relief right? The only thing was it barely covered my bill and it left nothing for my server who was gorgeous !and I never seen the bottom of my glass all night. I explained my situation and asked for her number so I could send her some money, well she must of thought I was hitting on her…because the next words out of her mouth were “if you wanna show your appreciation, maybe we could work something out in the back?” Holy shit right?! I’ll cut to the chase here we’re mid session in some storage room I’m living out a fantasy I never knew I had but she’s obviously bothered to the point she flat out stops. “I Thought you wanted this” she says “why are you holding everything back?!” I said my dinners payed for, this is just the tip.
Some work humor for you. Why was the skid in such a bad condition?
It got jacked up.
Why did the musician get in trouble with the law?
Because he was caught bass-king in the streets!
so we all know 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but you know why 10 was terrified?
because he was in the middle of 9 11
Starwars Joke
Someone:"Why are the star wars series numbered 4,5,6,1,2,3?" Yoda:"In charge of ordering, I was."
In Texas Hold Em whats it called when a few players all have varying pocket pairs preFlop?
It should be a called a TEXican stand-off ?