The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

AprilFools

April Fool is not part of our Culture. It is a western Concept. In INDIA we have #Secularism #AprilFools

Woman: "I am going to be your step godmother."

Harry Potter: "Are you fucking Sirius?"

What is the difference between prostitutes and mosquitoes?

Prostitutes suck your cock for a living. Mosquitoes suck your blood to live.

I took my dog for gender reassignment surgery. The vet said I was crazy

So I took my dog to my pediatrician. Bruce is now Kaitlin.

What do you call a farm that's right down the road?

A name!

I don't understand this joke. Help?

Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut. What?

How do you know if your sister is on her period?

Your dad's cock tastes weird

How does a lawyer get rid of their cancer?

They write a cease and de-cyst.

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Describe yourself in three words

Bad at Following Directions