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What is the difference between an immortal man and a baby in the womb?
The man has a Higher chance of survival.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller”. Courtesy of my adult daughter onto which my ‘dad humor’ has clearly rubbed off!!
How do you kill a French vampire?
You have to stab him/her with a baguette. It sounds easy, but the process is painstaking.
Why is it that when I eat people, I get arrested...
But when the Donners eat people, they get a Pass!
3 nuns in line for confession.
The first nun says “forgive me father for I have sinned. I touched a man’s penis with my hand”. The priest says “ say 10 Hail Marys and wash your hand in holy water.” The third nun hears this, jumps in front of the second nun and says “Can I wash my mouth out before she washes her ass?”
Did you hear about the tires made out of old clothes?
If one blows, you just change attire
Did you hear about the time an MMA fighter got an erection and used it to ram his opponent?
That was a real dick move!