The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

what do you call a LGBTQ+ member whose sex life is object oriented?

LGBTQ++

I finally broke down and paid for an escort...

It was a whoreffic experience.

Tolstoy just published his newest novel..

Special Military Operation and Peace

What is April favourite way of greeting other months?

Ayeeee bro!!!

I once saw a couple of coders get into a fight

It was so vicious they almost made physical contact.

I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but…

I was like Na, people wont’t understand.

How do deaf people tell Knock Knock jokes?

They use braille. - From the book “Jokes for Dyslexic Comedians” by Dain Bramage

What’s the coolest thing about a race cars?

Oops wrong order

What’s the difference between a Muslim and an Irishman?

Muslims don’t fast year round

Whoever invented food…

They were cooking!! Yeah yeah they were cooking

What happened to the pornstar who got her leg cut off?

She got gangbangrene

I tried reading a parenting book once...

... But my kid colored all over it

A Russian man drives up to the border with Finland

The Finnish border guard takes his passport and asks the man - "Occupation?" "No. Only a holiday."