The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Why did the IT support guy buy a case of ham for the office?

He ran out of printer oink

How many dead Russian soldiers does it take to fill the Kremlin?

I don’t know, but I’m willing to find out.

It’s ok to make jokes about stupid people…

…they’re not a minority, after all.

sapnu puas

Read upside down

Imagine this, you’re in a queue to be hit in the face

That’s the punch line

My wife has an unmatched endurance in bed, but I was finally able to give her a huge oral orgasm...

She spat it back in my face.

What do you say to your partner after prematurely ejaculating?

I apolojizz

What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?

A brick wall has only been laid once

I ate a clock

Somebody told me it was a waste of time... So I punched them, they had no time to react

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

What do you call three rappers on the border of North and South Korea?

RUN-DMZ

What did Janis Joplin say when somebody stole her “wet floor” sign?

“Take it. Take another little piso mojado, baby.”

What can that mouth do?

Make your Metapod use Harden