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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall…

I thought “that’s a little condescending”

My armless friend was just kicked out of his choral group

He couldn’t carry a tune

I wonder how short shorts feel about being called short..

I bet they feel minimized

I like my coffee like Slaves

Free

caught a snake smoking seed flavored e-cigarettes

It was a pit vaper

When Sean Connery first learned to talk..

he would pronounce his name like "Sawn." His mother explained, "no dear, the S makes a "SH" sound. And the resht is hishtory.

How many transsexual rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

**IT WAS ALWAYS A TEAPOT!!**

What do you call a british infantry position from ww2

A Tan Line

Japan: If one can do it, i can do it.... If no one can do it, i must do it.

Arab: Wallahi if one can do it, let him do it.... If no one can do it, ya-habibi how can i do it?

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice for too long?

Polaroids

How many Biden supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Biden says the lightbulb is changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.

What’s the difference between Benedict Arnold and Donald Trump?

Benedict Arnold once fought for America.

a joke without someone walking into a bar or knock knock.

Tell me a joke without someone walking into a bar or a knock knock joke

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