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The little fire fighter
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The boy is wearing a fire fighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says with admiration. “Thanks,” says the little boy. As the fire fighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles. “Little partner,” the fire fighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.” The little boy says, "You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren"..…..
I visited a psychic the other day and stole her crystal ball
She should’ve seen it coming…
Proof! Person who sleeps with itchy bumb
wakes with smelly finger. Here, smell my finger!
Why did the frog laugh?
There was another frog telling a joke about the economic affects on the regulations for tobacco.
What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common?
They both can smell it but they cannot eat it.
Where do jokes come from?
Well, when a dad joke and a yo mama joke love each other, they do a knock-knock joke…
Prince William & Prince Harry
Prince William & Prince Harry are in the drawing room at buck house drinking brandy, at the end of the night Prince Harry says “right wills I’m off to go to and spank the yank” Prince William replies “that’s great Harry I’ve got to give the Princess of Wales one”