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A group of dwarves get jobs as coal miners
After a week or so, one of the workers really stood out and was getting special treatment from the supervisor, Moe. The other dwarves complained to HR and threatened to go on strike. The supervisor was called into the office and reprimanded. He explained that he was only trying to keep the hardest worker motivated and asked exactly what he supposed to do, to which the Human Resources manager replied, “Treat him like any mini miner, Moe. “
Last night I paused the film to make a cup of tea.
I’ve now lost my job at the cinema.
A gear was missing from a machine and nobody found it.
Guess you can say that the gear was in*cog*nito.
The other day I thought, wow, the brain sure is a nifty organ!
Then I thought, hang on – which organ was it that put that thought into my mind again?
For as inclusive as the LGBTQ2S+ community try to be...
They seem to really hate the colorblind.
My girlfriend just dumped me because of my gambling addiction.
But I know I can win her back.