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I asked Forest Gump what stupid was?
I asked Forest Gump what stupid is? He said chocolates. Why are chocolates stupid? You stood on my chocolates stupid
What does the cake say at the government printing office retirement party?
This cake intentionally left blank
How many emo kids does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None because they sit in the dark and cry.
2022 World Cup has been a bit untidy...
What a **messy** tournament... ​ (Sorry, I naturally tend to very basic and silly jokes lol)
I’ve recently starred in a porno where I play a Nazi camp officer who has sex with female inmates
Its called “The Swallocaust”
There’s a knock on the door of an Irish church
Mother superior answers the door and is surprised to see two leprechauns, one looks older. The elder says, “pardon me, but are there any leprechaun nuns here?” She answers “no.” He asks “well then, are there any little people here who are nuns?” Again she answers no. He then turns to the younger and says “See laddie, I told ya ye were shaggin’ a penguin!”
How do you call an illegal immigrant fighting a catholic priest on an aria by Mozart ?
Alien Versus Predator Requiem
“My first time trying lean, I only took a little bit.”
“…So you just took medicine?”