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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asked a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology…
and what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $200,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, fourteen paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years? Say, a red Corvette?” The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow!! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
What did Chuck Norris do when his parachute failed to open?
Brought it back for a refund.
What do you get when Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, and Roosevelt fall in poison ivy?
Mt. Rashmore.
My wife asked me to get things to make her beautiful for Christmas
So I bought myself bourbon
Peter Parker suspected Mary Jane was cheating on him with another man...
...so he spied her man.
I’ve never kissed a man but…
I’ve been fingered by one. Get ya prostate checked. Cancer is no joke.
What do you all a girl with one leg? Ilean
What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg? Irene
I was making a mocha in the barn
when I spilled some hot chocolate mix. I used my fingers to turn the mess into a rough picture of my pet rooster. Shortly thereafter, the rooster himself strolled by, looked at my sketch and made a cocoa doodle too.