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three newly wed friends go to honeymoon at the same hotel
They decide to tell each other how to they spent their first night with their wives at breakfast "But our wives would come with us, how about we do it in a subtle way" said one of them So they decided to use "slice of bread" as a code word Next day they all gather with their wives for breakfast and the waiter came to take their orders "I would like three slices of bread with my breakfast " said one of them while smiling "Five slice of bread please" said the other proudly "With my order I want seven... yes seven slices of bread " said the third friend "... Oh can I have two of them burned on the back side?!" he shouted to the waiter as left the table
A bus full of atheists crashed against a bus full of agnostics.
Thank maybe nobody there were no victims.
My favorite childhood memories were building sandcastles with my grandparents
Then my mom took their urns away
I like my women the way I like my covfefe
A mystery to everyone and totally made up.
My first girlfriend had an identical twin
It was every middle schooler’s dream! A hot chick with an identical sister and all the fantasies you could imagine. So there I was during summer break, I decide to head over to my girlfriend’s house. I walk in and I’m instantly greeted by whom I thought was my girlfriend, but little did I know how confused I was, and what a trip awaited. One thing led to another and next thing you know, I fucked her dad. The resemblance was uncanny!
Fun fact:
As an attempt at dubbing his music for other cultures to enjoy, Lil Wayne released a Venezuelan cover of “A Milli” titled “A Dollar”